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Hello, there’s been a DDoS attack on my blog here and a few posts have disappeared.
We will resolve this as asap as possible. -
You’re so vain
You probably think this post is about you.
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Odd parking, dude.
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EVERYONE BACK AWAY, OKAY
HOLD YOUR HORSES, EVERYONE!
AFROO’S JUST GONNA WASH HER MELON -
Smile
Let your smile change the world.
But don’t let the world change your smile. -
Cat & mouse
Silly!
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Corona
Oh sweet, I was wondering how every corporation I’ve ever given my email to was handling COVID-19.
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Frukost!
I have become a breakfast eater! I’ve never been that in my entire life and could never imagine being one.
Naturally I eat breakfast food. Just not in the morning. Cereal before bed is the best thing there is. But now it’s Quark with berries! Insane.
I only drink my juice out of champagne glasses (or the carton box), the neighbours must think I’m an alcoholic if they look in and see me drinking Mimosas all around the clock. -
Current mood