I have just now noticed my neighbour’s most recent purchase. A windchime.
Who, that lives in an apartment building, with majority of neighbours without impaired hearing, who are not nazis, buy a windchime? Just the right time for me to start practising my bagpipe. I’ve put that up for so many years now.

It’s the neighbour on the first floor so the opportunity to grab a ladder and scissor during the night is there.